NOOO.... NOOOOO...🙀!
Why is the ground so far away 😾?!
Why is the bird 🦅 faster than me?
💩 WHERE IS THE HUMAN WHO SAID THIS WOULD BE ‘FUN’?!

“Hmm… the waves 🌊 come and go, just like my humans’ promises to fill my food bowl on time 😸
Life is a mystery... 👀 One moment you’re chasing a sock, the next you’re reclining on a beach towel, sipping… whatever this sparkly stuff is 🫗. Probably overpriced fancy cat juice 😝